I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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