this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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