I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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