"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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