I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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