I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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