Don't you send me to vm
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
