She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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