If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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