So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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