Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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