He is such a slut. More and more my type.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just found puke in my bra..
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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