How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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