party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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