no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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