Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
