Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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