Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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