I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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