My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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