i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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