Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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