But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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