Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
The air taste purple.
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