Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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