Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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