they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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