can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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