did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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