Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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