ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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