Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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