I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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