Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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