yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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