It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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