Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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