1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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