i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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