she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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