i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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