Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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