So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
