Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Randomize
