i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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