Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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