i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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