Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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