Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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