but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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